At the Shell Station. I'm about to start my car after putting gas in the Honda, and this little panhandler in standard bum attire runs up to the car.
Him: Yo, yo yo yo, buddy! Hold up...
Me: No, dude, don't even get into your pitch.
Him: Huh? My what?
Me: Pitch. Presentation.
Him: No, man, can I get --
Me: LOOK AT THE GAS PUMP. I just put $1.25 of gas in my car. Fucking sad. Do you think I have any money for you? I should ask you for money.
Him: Aight. Aight. (he starts walking away)
Me: Yeah, I've got bills to pay! Give me a dollar! Hey, don't ignore me! Where are you going? I need bus fare!"
I then began laughing uncontrollably.