Sunday, September 27, 2009

A Quick Offensive and Cute Story About Me and Audrey

Many of you didn't know this, but Audrey was in the hospital for several days (she's okay, everybody).

While in the hospital, she was flat out miserable. There were bitchy nurses, the food sucked, and she just felt awful. On top of all that, she didn't get to shave like she would at home.

She was complaining about that one day, so I tried to console her. She said, "This sucks. I need to shave. I feel like a dude."

Then she looked at me, and said, "Faggot."

That's my girl.