Whenever people ask me, "How are you doing, John?" I answer with quotes from "Fight Club" so I sound like I'm enlightened.
"Hey, John, looking good, man. How are you? Did you find a place to stay?"
"The things you own end up owning you."
"Okaaay...so, how's the job search going? How's finances?"
"It is only after we lose everything that we are free to do anything."
"Riiight. Um...well, you hang in there, alright?"
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."