Saturday, July 23, 2011

John vs San Antonio Driver, Chapter 1

I rode my bike home after work Wednesday night. I rode down Culebra, which has two lanes, and a lady in her sporty white car got right behind me and started honking. It's late...there's no traffic. She can go around, so I just ignore her.
She pulled up next to me, and I looked over at her. She was on the phone but stopped her conversation to yell at me.

"Get on the sidewalk! Get the fuck out of the way! I could have hit you!"

(I have lights on my bike. You can't miss me.)

She kept going as I silently rode along.

"What do you think you're doing? Jesus!"

I looked at her as she drove next to me and said, "It's not safe to talk on the phone while you're being a cunt."

She drove off.